Explanation: The ‘Dark Ages’, the first ~500 years of the Medieval period, are sometimes called such either because of the relative paucity of sources (modern) or because of the perceived ignorance of the period (somewhat outdated). The term itself is somewhat controversial in academia anymore - but don’t ever tell a historian that it was called the Dark Ages because ‘electricity was not yet invented’. You’ll deserve whatever you get!
And in terms of the art, it’s is a 12th Century German piece depicting the biblical assassination of Canaanite general Sisera by Jael, using a tent peg.
Your girlfriend will peg you harder if you tell her that you were wrong, and electricity is far more recent, and the dark ages far more older than you thought - and then tell her the Dark Ages were ackchually called dark because it was before human beings found fire.
Explanation: The ‘Dark Ages’, the first ~500 years of the Medieval period, are sometimes called such either because of the relative paucity of sources (modern) or because of the perceived ignorance of the period (somewhat outdated). The term itself is somewhat controversial in academia anymore - but don’t ever tell a historian that it was called the Dark Ages because ‘electricity was not yet invented’. You’ll deserve whatever you get!
And in terms of the art, it’s is a 12th Century German piece depicting the biblical assassination of Canaanite general Sisera by Jael, using a tent peg.
The second pane (Tomyris and Cyrus) is also fun.
Sisera and Jael, at Tanagra.
Your girlfriend will peg you harder if you tell her that you were wrong, and electricity is far more recent, and the dark ages far more older than you thought - and then tell her the Dark Ages were ackchually called dark because it was before human beings found fire.
So electricity was invented? I’m getting mixed messages.