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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Internet is Beautiful@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

How do vaccines cause autism?

howdovaccinescauseautism.com

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How do vaccines cause autism?

howdovaccinescauseautism.com

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Internet is Beautiful@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago
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How do vaccines cause autism? See exactly what the science says!
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    Oh yeah? if they don’t, why do i have autism and am vaccinated??? concidence? i think not

    checkmate 😎

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        this is such insane propoganda I can’t believe people still believe this. Obviously autism caused pluto

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          autism caused pluto to be demoted to dwarf planet, calling it a planet is inconsistent god damnit

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        I see no flaw with this logic. Clearly pluto, along with vaccines are the cause of autism.

        And 98% of pluto is nitrogen ice. And 78% of earth’s atmosphere is what? NITROGEN

        therefore nitrogen causes autism, too

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            It gets worse

            The nitrogen even got into our DNA…

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytosine

            We need to cleanse and get back to all natural DA

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              Wait aren’t all fertilisers full of nitrogen? Oh no! Our food supply is contaminated! We must send all animal poop to space as to not taint our beautiful earth with nitrogen.

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                Wait… I have a taint. I’m also autistic.

                DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE EVER END???

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                  i think trying to figure out how deep the rabbit hole goes is a crime in most places, at least if you do it in public

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          And oxigen makes us old, so we should stop breathing ASAP.

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            Remarkable! Everyone who followed your advice stopped aging almost immediately.

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            Vote this man into the white house! Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said! See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something??? Just give me Anti aging!!!

            (This is satirical)

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        I was going to make a joke about Dihydrogen Monoxide, but this one is better.

        I wonder if there’s a similar joke with something from around the timeframe of when autism diagnosis criteria changed (70s-90s)

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          At least in the US, that time frame is known for removing lead from gasoline and the beginning of disallowing smoking inside restaurants etc. So clearly, those harmful airborne particulates were bolstering our immune system. Without them… believe it or not, more autism.

          It could also be the steady decline in the pirate population, though that’s more closely associated with the cause of global warming:

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            Which mangaka wrote that graph’s x axis?

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              https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangaka

              TIL

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              no facts, what the fuck is with this graph.

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