• Avessandra@lemmy.ml
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    7 hours ago

    Oh boy, I guess his wife was pretty bummed to not have gotten her eagle semen delivery :(

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      5 hours ago

      Iirc, I’m not sure she’s really mentioned. But the fish girl ends up birthing a dynasty, and her actions and the actions of others directly because of her are responsible for setting in motion the war at Kurukshetra, a war in which every single person alive on earth participated, and God drove a chariot and explained the meaning of life to an archer.

      So, like, that fish may have been a weird cum eating porch pirate, but it was an important weird cum eating porch pirate fish.