People working for, or with, Elon Musk are reportedly taking over the inner workings of multiple government agencies, including the Office of Personnel Management and the Treasury Department.
Musk plans to enshitify and degrade the entire US government the same way he enshitified Twitter.
[Reuters also reported Friday that Musk aides have “locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees]
You just know that Musk is going to keep a copy of that data forever, regardless of whether he is working for Traitorapist Trump or not.
I’m terribly sorry U.S. this very much reads like a horror story, but it’s also depressingly utterly believable.
All your government belongs to Musk now.
Use his title. It’s President Musk and first lady Donald Trump.
I think FLOTUS gives him too much agency. Kimmel used to call pence the vice poodle, and that’s about right for the orange one as well. Just like a dog he obeys whatever commands get put into his head. Sometimes you have to give him an expensive treat first, but if you can get one of the stuffed suits on fox to say it you get it for free.
President Husk and the first poodle
Can’t believe they mistitled Emperor Musk that way. Don’t worry, they’ll be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing very soon.
I know what they did to mussolini but I wonder what they’ll mean when they say “Did you hear about the latest dictator getting eloned?”.
He’s safe till he starts fucking with other rich people’s money. I can’t wait.
He’s safe as long as he has more than them
Eventually he will cost more than he earns to enough of the 1 percent and they will punish him.
Don’t hold your breath.
Remind me in 2 years.
