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RmDebArc_5 to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs

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Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs

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RmDebArc_5 to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Rushing to purchase the hoofed mammals before the Trump administration’s tariffs on Canadian imports went into effect, Americans across the country were reportedly stockpiling moose on Monday. “Prices of moose are already high, and I’m worried with these tariffs, they could surge even higher,” said 43-year-old Iowa City, IA resident Zachary Beattie, who was just […]
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    We have our own moose.

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      Bullwinkle doesn’t count due to copyright.

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        Dang!

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    I’m from Alaska so my family got hit by this hard, most of them were shipped around in metal crates, but my cousin was put in a thin wooden one. We had a long laugh hearing about his brilliant goring

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