seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agoI am not a mothmidwest.socialimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down111
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minus-squareduckythescientistlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months ago“I would love you more” Kiss her on the forehead. Leave the room before she processes what just happened.
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months ago„Wait, does that mean you’d love me more, if you could turn me on whenever you like? Can’t you turn me on now? Is it that complicated that you’d rather exchange me for a lamp?!“
“I would love you more”
Kiss her on the forehead.
Leave the room before she processes what just happened.
„Wait, does that mean you’d love me more, if you could turn me on whenever you like? Can’t you turn me on now? Is it that complicated that you’d rather exchange me for a lamp?!“