“How else am I supposed to shoot my webbing??”
“How else am I supposed to shoot my
webbingwhite, sticky fluid??”
Thatwasthejoke
A New York-lore accurate Spiderman
Probably helps with his Peter tingle.
God damnit. I need follow up. At the very least, we need to hear J Jonah Jamesons remarks!
Fuck it. Just make the next comic a one panel full page daily bugal front page newspaper.
I’d LOVE to read his comments on this manace to society.
For like a super porn magazine or something, sir?
At the very least, we need to hear J Jonah Jamesons remarks!
“Little is known about this masked menace to society - but the Daily Bugle can confidently deduce that he is Jewish.”
Hey so guess who completely fucked up the direction of a circumcision joke.
Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real… Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real… Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real… Naked from the Waist-down Spider-Man isn’t real…
So that scene where he pulls off half his mask to kiss Mary Jane could be different in this universe.
His next fight with Doctor Octopus may be very awkward
Not if Doc Oc doesn’t wear pants!
His Spider verse appearance is going to take the movie to rated MA
His arch nemesis ‘hot oil in frying pan’
Why they calling him ‘spidey’ instead of ‘nakey’?
Eight dicks.
So that’s how he shoots his webs!
Spider-Man is “Donald Ducking”
based.
