Canadian troops report that the White House ignited even quicker than expected, due to an overabundance of discarded McDonalds wrappers and shredded documents.

This gave me a good laugh. 🤣

I’m choosing to eat the onion on purpose

The cocaine and ketamine losses are estimated to be $150 million.

Thanks Canada, you’re always there for us when we need you. Oh! Carp! this is the Onion.

Burn baby, burn!

I can only imagine the grease fire if rump caught fire!