We already have Solvang and the oldest US Legoland to serve as the local capitols of Danish culture.

Can we call it an even trade for Greenland?

Lmao that’s hilarious. I’d vote yes cuz fuck it.

I think Californians would be more in favor of that than Greenlanders were of joining the US, if they polled.

WTF how is this not the onion?