“Totally, tremendously real. Trust me, I know real. I can, 100%, totally confirm that her hair—like my tremendously great hair—is real. No doubts. Everyone else saying it’s fake—they’re fake. Fake news. Don’t believe what the Democrats are saying. It’s Hillary’s fault. With all this AI, nobody can tell. They think it’s fake. They think everything is fake. I’ll tell you. Her hair, my hair. It’s real. All real. True American hair. Didn’t even need a hair dresser. Just wake up with great hair. All day. Every day.”
The moon landing was fake. Unlike all the blonde hairs of the fox hosts. These are all totally naturally blonde and wavy.
“Totally, tremendously real. Trust me, I know real. I can, 100%, totally confirm that her hair—like my tremendously great hair—is real. No doubts. Everyone else saying it’s fake—they’re fake. Fake news. Don’t believe what the Democrats are saying. It’s Hillary’s fault. With all this AI, nobody can tell. They think it’s fake. They think everything is fake. I’ll tell you. Her hair, my hair. It’s real. All real. True American hair. Didn’t even need a hair dresser. Just wake up with great hair. All day. Every day.”