So instead of my usual tube of store-brand I grabbed a tube of Pringles because they had fancy limited edition flavours.
They put the flavour on the wrong side of the crisps. If you put them, as is proper, into your mouth so that they actually fit, right-out embracing your tongue, the spice is on the top side. I don’t have taste buds in the roof of my mouth. How can this kind of blatant incompetence exist in the world?
Also I would have expected more heat from something called “Thai Green Curry” but that’s a whole another topic.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
I will not be taking lexicographical flak from the colony of our colony appropriating the name “Saxon” for itself. You can have “Anglo”, the Angles left wholesale.
Also I’m not sure what you’re doing in your free time but usually I don’t open my mouth wide enough to shove in a Pringle at awkward angles.