Genuine question, do you think MTG posed for this picture because she’s that kind of psychopath? Or she has Genuine admiration fuck you eyes?
She wants this so bad
Oof that thumbnail
What does magic the gathering have to do with this photo?
Not as much as I wish.
Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I’m reminded of the best description of her I’ve ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim’s face.
She looks like a Neanderthal.
Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.
White assholes are Orange actually!
The world’s supply of spray tan is represented in that room.
In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn’t already a parody of itself in countless other ways.
Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I’m sure.
When two people with same hairpiece spot each other, do they tip their head or their hair?
Maybe it’s the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.
Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s
Aliens, the 1996 movie “The Arrival” is prophecy coming true!
Even Reagan got the treatment 😂
That doesn’t even look like Reagan. Looks more like Regis Philbin.
I bet there’s a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.
Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.
The Oompa Loompas grew up!
It’s weird that the most natural complexion in the photo is the painting of a dead guy on the wall.
Look at the two shapeshifters on the right.
Bottle blondes, bottle bronze. Nothing about conservatives is authentic.
Even their hate is manufactured.
