Once upon a time, there was a mom
Her name was Mrs. Pteranodon
Sitting on her nest she heard scratching and said
“Oh boy, my eggs are hatching”
One by one her kids popped free
Baby Pteranadons, one two three
“I’ll name you Tiny, Shiny, and Don”
But Tiny said “Wait… what’s that noise?”

Through the ferns and trees, orange she did spy
And as she began to focus she made out an eye
Fixed right on her and her newborn pups
With her husband out she knew time was up
With tiny in her beak and shiny clasped up tight
As fast as she could she took off in flight
Dawn called out
“Oh no! Mom please!!”
Shiny clipped a branch and fell through the trees
Mrs. T couldn’t hold back her shouts
She accidentally spit Tiny out
By then the T Rex was right upon them
It had made a quick snack out of dawn
And as it raced towards her other kin
She whispered to herself “never again”

“We’ll bring this beast back to our home
And raise him like one of our own
teach him tolerance and love
He’ll be as docile as a dove
(She is a time Traveller after all)
He’ll grow into a T-Rex Jesus
Or T-Rex Hitler if it please us
We’ll control his destiny
Now are you against or are you with me?”

Mr. T look up and sighed
A single tear fell from his eye
And he said “No we’ll raise him right
And treat him well
His attitude, well time will tell
But if we can beat nature with nuture
Then dinosaur truly is the dominant lifeform.”

“We’re not technically dinosaurs” said Mrs. T

Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)
Dinosaur train! (Dinosaur train)
Shes gonna use (what has she got to lose) The dinosaur train!