I was trying to go along with this article until I got to them criticizing the $Melania meme coin like that’s something the internet did. That’s the part where I just got fed up and said “Okay, but who’s doing this meme based mythmaking? Because it seems like it mostly benefits her as a smokescreen to her own problematic conservative politics.”

• AI written

• Scary puff piece sucking up to the new dictator in town, or

• Freshman high school “persuasive paper” assignment.

Not sure which, but it’s at least one of those.

Of course, these interpretations can be very funny. Yet they risk trivialising the dynamics of an intimate partnership under intense public scrutiny. They also obscure the reality that Melania has consistently defended and supported her husband’s policies and public stances; evidence that she does indeed have agency in their relationship.

Ah yes, because what someone says publicly can never be coerced or lack authenticity.

Some interpret reports of her ironclad prenuptial agreements and carefully staged public appearances as acts of agency. These people argue that Melania is showcasing her ability to navigate a high-stakes marriage for personal benefit. But by focusing solely on curated moments of perceived discomfort, the internet perpetuates a selective narrative that erases Melania’s active participation in Trump’s political life.

No really, she loves and supports him. Trust me bro.

What a shitty article, I want 9 minutes of my life back.

Good lord don’t give this asshole any more attention.

And of course it’s a 22 day old account that already has 1100 posts… Christ.