ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekendthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down13
arrow-up1294arrow-down1external-link19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekendthehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-22 days agoMan do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-22 days ago“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…” <<keyboard clacking— silent pause>> E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???” “…<sigh> sure, man.”
minus-squarekonalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoWith pretty much anyone else I’d accept
Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”
<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>
E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”
“…<sigh> sure, man.”
With pretty much anyone else I’d accept