The largest measles outbreak in decades has reached San Antonio and San Marcos. Officials say an individual who tested positive for the virus in West Texas traveled to two major universities and one of the nation's busiest tourist attractions — the San Antonio River Walk.
Well… it would seem those same godless commies weren’t ACTUALLY communists. So now we don’t know WHAT to think!
Fortunately, there seems to be a real lack of thinking in our “under God” nation anyhow… so, we got that!
Eh… that got added in the 50’s to differentiate us from those godless commies.
And how did that work out?
Fucking LOL
Well… it would seem those same godless commies weren’t ACTUALLY communists. So now we don’t know WHAT to think! Fortunately, there seems to be a real lack of thinking in our “under God” nation anyhow… so, we got that!