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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·2 days agoIt’s the bird flu not the chicken flu.
minus-squareMeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoThen they have worry about Chicken Pox.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoAnd specifically it isn’t a hen flu so they are double safe
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoNow I’m worried about the cock flu.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoThat’s why people stuff their cock in a balloon before ramming them into the chicken coop
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoEven though it would be a rooster, a duck, and a sheep that would first brave the air in a balloon, we have the brothers Joseph-Michel and Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier to thank for it. The Montgolfier brothers pioneered the hot air balloon as we know it (which is to say, a large balloon that floats under the power of heated air, as opposed to a lighter-than-air gas such as helium) in the late 1700s.
It’s the bird flu not the chicken flu.
Then they have worry about Chicken Pox.
And specifically it isn’t a hen flu so they are double safe
Now I’m worried about the cock flu.
That’s why people stuff their cock in a balloon before ramming them into the chicken coop
Even though it would be a rooster, a duck, and a sheep that would first brave the air in a balloon, we have the brothers Joseph-Michel and Jacques-Étienne Montgolfier to thank for it. The Montgolfier brothers pioneered the hot air balloon as we know it (which is to say, a large balloon that floats under the power of heated air, as opposed to a lighter-than-air gas such as helium) in the late 1700s.