do you eat pancakes everyday?

Have you not seen us?

Seriously we probably eat way more breakfast confections than you would expect. That’s the vast majority of us are not making them scratch theyr getting them out of a box

The main thing at play right now is that the political stance of our right-wing fascist dictators was that grocery prices would come down and egg prices were artificially high with the last guy.

It was campaign after campaign on eggs being so expensive for no reason.

Their base was so big on why did Biden let eggs get so expensive It was honestly annoying as f. Now that their guy is in they’re breaking open the textbooks and explaining to us that it’s bird flu and a lot of the birds are dying and eggs are more expensive

The problem is, the last time this happened there was a great shortage of eggs. You could hardly find them the prices were high.

Now every store you go into is running over with eggs and the prices are twice as high as they were back then.

Ensure, sorry for the annoyance eggs being a dollar a piece is not the end of the world for us by far but it’s an indicator that something is going wrong. And it’s a nice distraction from all the Nazi salutes on our mainstream news