• MedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Then the “out” press pool can just make stuff up, since they have to guess. “Donald Trump walked out of the bathroom and into a press briefing one hour ago. While we don’t know what the press briefing is about, we can state that before going to the bathroom Trump was seen finishing a cheeseburger. Walking out, he was seen licking his fingers. Our reporter notes that there was no sound of running water prior to Trump’s emergence from the bathroom.”

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      14 hours ago

      The great thing about this is it’s always going to be reported first also since the stories can be prepared ahead of time.