Cyclists be like

Man I miss my jncos. I could carry the entire Milky Way galaxy in one back pocket, and andromeda in the other. My shorts had a wallet pocket sewn on top of the aircraft carrier hangar bay pocket. RIP GOAT

Damn I miss mine. You could kick your leg and it sounded like you were wearing Karate pants and make a loud pop.

Good lord I wish it was 1996.

His mistake is taking what others think about him personally.