Today, on my five minute lunch break (I’m allotted 30 minutes, but I give 25 to the company to be a team player), one of the leftoids I work with said he ‘might take a day off’ next week. Not to me.(Everyone I work with is a lefty and afraid to talk to me for fear that some hard work might rub off on them). Like, how are you supposed to get noticed if you AREN’T EVEN AT WORK!? He’s probably going to go ‘protest’ genocide or people not having affordable housing. I am very smart and cool.

  • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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    10 hours ago

    A weekday? Not a weekend? I am seriously starting to question your commitment to SparkleMotion. (I’m just guessing based on some clues you dropped, but that must be who you work for.)

    • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.worldOP
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      6 hours ago

      Dance troupes? Excuse me, but I think dancing should be illegal. You can keep your elvis, hippie! I don’t care how many SUPPLE youths are involved!