• WoodScientist
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    16 hours ago

    I mean, isn’t it obvious? Christianity has traditionally believed that Earth is the center of the Universe. Everything in the Universe is moving away from us, as if we are sitting at the very spot where “Let There Be Light” resulted in light being let. Physics has proven that we are at the literal single unique geometric center of the Universe. /s

    • monk@lemmy.unboiled.info
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      15 hours ago

      Everything in the universe is moving away from us.

      Frok now on, I’m gonna attribute it to Christianity.