• Curmuffin@fedia.io
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    If it comes down to it, Elon’s own security boys will lug him in the back of the head.

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        I hope he films the process of him trying to get death collars onto a a team of expensive security guards so that future archaeologists can have a laugh

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          Expensive, highly skilled guards. Because all these dumb billionaire fucks are hiring ex-spec ops and shit. You know, the type of people who know how to take away your dumb little supervillain detonator button and waterboard you for the release key before they ventilate your skull.

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          Only for the remote to explode when he pushes the button because the guy who made it realized someone who would use explosive collars deserves to wear one.