• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      19 hours ago

      The horse sold his legs for ski’s to aid his master in the next alpine part of their journey.

      The princess was in peril, but after witnessing the horse’s sacrifice, was embolden by his actions and decided she wasn’t a damsel.

      The knight dislikes running and complains about the lack of elevators in that part of the town.

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      The princess in the tower doesn’t want to get rescued anymore, and the horse’s legs were stolen like the wheels of a car might be in bad neighbourhoods.