And if I was planning on staying in a noisy, crowded suburb my entire life it would be appreciated. But I’m not, and most people don’t care about this so spending my money redoing my bathrooms will have a better ROI so I can fuck off to a place where I’d gladly plant trees and spread wildflower seeds.

Also, it solves the least of my problems with this place. Now, if you told me to take a BB gun to all the streetlights causing light pollution then we’d be in business.