All I see is a great president dressed appropriately for the office of his country and a fat orange beluga whale in a suit.
Don’t insult beluga whales that way.
Had Zelensky an unreasonably good grasp of American culture, he could have retorted with half the lyrics from Johnny Cash’s ‘The Man in Black.’
It was a protest song against the Vietnam War, the mistreatment of the poor and imprisoned.
selected lyrics
Well, you wonder why
I always dress in black
Why you never see
Bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance
Seem to have a somber tone?
Well, there’s a reason for the things
That I have on
…
I wear the black in mournin’
For the lives that could have been
Each week we lose
A hundred fine young men
…
I wear it for another
Hundred thousand who have died
Believin’ that we all
Were on their side
…
Ah, I’d love to wear a rainbow
Every day
And tell the world
That everything’s okay
But I’ll try to carry off
A little darkness on my back
Till things are brighter
I’m the man in black
Johnny Cash started wearing black so he wouldn’t have to wash his clothes often on tour.
Whether or not thats true, he came up with a damn good post hoc rationalization for it.
But he did call The Orange shit gibbon a bitch in another language. So that’s a huge win
Its ‘Cyka’ (cyrillic) or ‘Suka’ in both Russian and Ukranian, right?
I’m not sure, I just hope it’s true
Imagine a shallow, demented, incontinent old man who’s never played with a full deck of cards in his life telling someone, “you don’t have the cards”
The self restraint of Zelenskyy to avoid saying, “get Fucked loser” is monumental.
Man without suit meets suit without man.
