Elon Musk has conflicts of interests? Perish the thought…
Nobody would be crooked enough to hire a man who has conflicts of interests to such a high position and give him such sweeping powers. Surely…

Illegal immigrant wants more welfare handouts!

Darn parasites!

Sure, that’s exactly how a functioning government works.

We made Carter sell his peanut farm.

Elon Must Pay

Load up on guns, bring your friends.

Ah yes, the gubbermint is definitely what’s causing their launches to explode in midair and almost hit other flights. SpaceX isn’t the problem here at all. /s