WASHINGTON—Promising to use the U.S. DOGE Service to usher in a new age of government accountability and transparency, Elon Musk ordered the creation of a federal employee revenge porn database this week. “Federal employees have been lazy and unmotivated for years, so to ensure productivity going forward, all government workers must email me private nudes […]
I didn’t, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It’s obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.