asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?message-squaremessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squareeestileiblinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 year agoCause I was the gender they weren’t into (repeat x30).
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWhere are all the bi folk when you need 'em
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoSo, uhhhh… You forklift certified?
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWell I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAlright, everybody form an orderly line…
minus-squareeestileiblinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWhile that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoTwo people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
minus-squareeestileiblinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoLesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er. (My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoTasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid
Cause I was the gender they weren’t into (repeat x30).
Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em
Sup
name checks out.
That’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
♥️
So, uhhhh…
You forklift certified?
I am actually lol.
Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
SPLOOSH
Alright, everybody form an orderly line…
While that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er.
(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid