spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down15
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up40·16 hours agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 hours agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
minus-squarestarshipHighwayman69@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·15 hours agoYeah op needs to work on his flexibility.
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
A flexible stick made of silicone
Yeah op needs to work on his flexibility.