spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 16 hours agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down15
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·16 hours agoYouse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 hours agoThere are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoWashing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoWith the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 hours agoI’m not allowed another wife.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·15 hours agoOr a good wall corner. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
Or a good wall corner.
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