PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 小时前We live in a public transit helllemmy.worldimagemessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down122
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1imageWe live in a public transit helllemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 小时前message-square180fedilink
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up72·16 小时前Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·40 分钟前And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·16 分钟前*except on one of the all-female trains
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·15 小时前We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
minus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 小时前Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.
Japanese transit users: “Don’t worry, we can grab the next one. It will be here in 48 seconds.”
And if your female, you’ll get something else grabbed for free!
*except on one of the all-female trains
“in precisely 48 seconds”
We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.
committed sudoku*
Whilst wearing a seifuku
Chef’s kiss
Spock: Forty eight point three seven seconds, Captain.