• NeatoBuilds@lemmy.today
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    10 hours ago

    So if we put these extra pair of legs on babies then they can stand in more extreme angles making them better at construction at a time when there is a housing shortage

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      5 hours ago

      For acceptance in the US we will also add more hands so the baby can hold an AR 15 while doing construction work.

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        8 hours ago

        I am in agreement, but a point of contention: only ONE extra pair of legs? Or is this negotiable?

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          4 minutes ago

          If we’re going along with all you liberal scientists, it seems only fair that the child should be extra circumcised to keep things fair?

          • Comment105@lemm.ee
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            1 hour ago

            Splice with spider genes? I’ll allow that, too.

            On a completely unrelated note I just bought a new Porche and condo.