“I’m going to make the economy better by day one!”

“It’s hard to predict how the economy will go”

“It’s just an adaptation period it will get better”

“It’s not going to be that bad”

“It’s bad but it’s all Biden’s fault”

“It’s going to be worse but it will be worth it” <— you are here

“It keeps getting worse but it’s because everyone is preventing me from going all the way with what I’m doing”

“It will all be fixed once I invade Greenland”

“I need a third mandate to fix this country that Biden has broken”

“It will all be fixed once we invade Canada”

“I had no choice but to call air strikes against these American citizens. They were not peaceful protesters, they were violent secessionist terrorists”

“I declare all journalists terrorists and ordered for them to be shot on sight”

“We are about to achieve a great victory against the secessionist forces that are surrounding the capital”

“Please don’t let them shoot me”