That seems fair
Sweet, I’ve convinced one now I only need to convince like 30,000,000ish more and it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not.
Loan them to me, then they’re still yours but I can claim they’re mine as well.
Wow wow wow…wow.
Show us the collection pls
Sorry, I cant, it’s being audited but trust me it’s yuge.
You need a loan? With that kinda collateral, I could set you up with some liquidity at a nice rate. When you’re rich, they let you do it.
How do you remember your username?
I don’t. I rely 100% on my password manager to autofill my usernames and passwords.
Yeah just cut me a loan for like $984,000,000 I’m good for it. Either way after you hand me the money I can’t fail. You on the other hand…
At best we can only give you is 1,000,000,000. For such a uhnwi like you.
Now reasure me that the reasons my life sucks are due to no fault of my own, but to other people. Give me a target for my impotent rage which stems from the fact that I know deep down that I’m a failure. Tell me it’s someone else (or group of people)'s fault. I can’t wait to blindly support you!
Congrats! I deeply regret not investing in beanie babies when I had the chance.
You should buy a better presidency.
Well good for you. Do we now get to eat you?
I’ve been working on a blog-post to showcase my “Fall off the Bone Billionaire” recipe.
You gotta season him first. Thoroughly…
A Keel haul should do it
