cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300

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nickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they’re in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like “unalive” and “seggs” because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they’re easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you’re a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa’s feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

    • vaultdweller013
      4·
      22 hours ago

      I am going to beat someone to death with their own spinal column. Failing that I’ll just commit the blood eagle.

      • lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
        3·
        20 hours ago
        Heavy gore: Lyrics from Amon Amarth - Blood Eagle

        Carved upon your naked back
        BLOOD EAGLE
        Skinned alive, your ribs are cracked
        BLOOD EAGLE
        Still alive, you gasp for air
        As panic strikes your eyes they stare
        Terror grips your dying heart
        BLOOD EAGLE