Mine was seeing a really nice cutlery set and thinking “thats a really nice fork”. Also the first time someone made an age joke about me was very tragic.
Mine was seeing a really nice cutlery set and thinking “thats a really nice fork”. Also the first time someone made an age joke about me was very tragic.
Random kid greeted me like I used to greet old people.
You used to have a special greeting for old people?
Formal/informal. Most languages have that kind of separation. In English it would be something like the difference between “Hello” and “Sup fuckface”.
TIL I greet everyone as though they are old.
“Please, mister fuckface is my father. You can just call me fuckface.”
And such a polite youngster you are for doing so!