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Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

When Life Gives you a Lemon ...

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ...

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Jeena@piefed.jeena.net to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons!

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      He says what we’re all thinking!

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    All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’ Demand to see life’s manager!

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    Fuck you, Shelbyville!

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    Just yesterday I made lemon squares from scratch for the first time and was surprised how the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of lemon zest. So now I’m eating the skin, sort of

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    The skin is the best part!

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    Make beef stew.

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