• LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21 days ago

    Let me paraphrase Mr catturd here…” I’m a spineless pile of garbage and love to gobble bails of shit from trumps anus “

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    It’s true the stock market goes up and down, but it’s rare it’s crashing down as a direct effect of one foolish action a single person made.

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      21 days ago

      100% agree. This post is 100% a delusional guy. Love or hate the big daddi T, he certainly has a way of creating a very loyal following that seemingly stands beside him no matter. It shocks me, but it shouldn’t

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        He uses hypnosis techniques with a fatherly warmth. It will get the dumb and/or daddy issue crowd every time.

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          Abusive dad energy, maybe. I only get jerkwad uncle vibes, mixed with Alzheimer’s rambling.

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            At the bad place, they had a woman in a video from the seventies that explained how to hypnotize with speaking. Trump uses all of the techniques; sing songy cadence, nothing concrete to hold onto, etc. I can’t find it anymore, but it was really good.

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        He has the ability to just speak nonstop. That and he has some charisma when speaking. Shame the rest of the political scene seems to lack the public speaking ability. He’s like that punk kid in high school that you hate because everyone likes him and you don’t know why.

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          That and he has some charisma when speaking

          He has zero charisma and I think that actually works in his favor because it reflects his followers. They see themselves in him.

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            I only say he has charisma due to the fact that over half the country follows him as the god king. You don’t have millions of followers without charisma

            He may not be charismatic to you but to speak for everyone else is inconsiderate.

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        He’s a white supremacist bigot and a fascist. Tends to command loyalty from the like-minded

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    Putting the obvious discrepancy in their own words aside (as if I ever expected better from CatTurd):


    “This just in: sometimes line goes up, sometimes line goes down”

    (Now explain that there’s a difference between fluctuations over a certain period and a trend over a larger time)

    This is how they ignore climate change as well.

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    Catturd is literally just a scat fetishist who became maga just because they were the only people liking his poop posts.

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    21 days ago

    That idiot is worse on truth social, I don’t how he gets shit done while gargling trumps balls.

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        20 days ago

        More popular among whom? I imagine Putin would become more popular with Ukrainians by shooting himself, but those remain long odds.

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        Also even if it were true it just further shows that US citizens are dumb as rocks since popular does not mean correct. It’s all a highschool popularity contest for these losers.

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    He’s a bad actor and he knows it. He knows, and doesn’t care one bit, that his previous comments contradict his current comments. Everything these people say is in service to making their people look good and right, and making your people look bad and wrong. That’s literally the only goal. You will never win an argument with them or embarrass them, because facts don’t matter to them and they have no shame. Words mean nothing to them. Words are just a weapon and they are fighting a guerilla war.

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      They don’t care - there’s no real consequences.

      Oh no some lefties might dunk them a bit, the faithful congregation will remain and defend them to the death.

      Mini fuckin cults everywhere

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      At the very least they are when you are a notable figure. Chris-chan and everything they’ve done is well documented, but half the posts of someone related to a missing person case may not even exist. I need to stop watching Lore Lodge so much it just makes me acutely aware of how fucked most shit is.

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    You have to be a sad little person to suck someone else’s ass so hard, be that Kamala or Trump what I mean is JFC have some self-respect and some critical thinking skills…

    Trump is a fucking plague, globalism is a fucking plague, consumerism is a fucking plague, this is some early stage corpocapitalism and we need to stop this shit.

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      globalism

      That depends on what definition you use, there are multiple:

      1. A national geopolitical policy in which the entire world is regarded as the appropriate sphere for a state’s influence.
      2. The development of social, cultural, technological, or economic networks that transcend national boundaries; globalization.
      3. An ideology based on the belief that people, goods and information ought to be able to cross national borders unfettered.
      4. A socio-economic system dedicated to free trade and free access to markets.

      The first is essentially imperialism, which is terrible, but the other three rock since they tend to lift both sides of the transaction (cheap labor for me means jobs and opportunities for you). As long as the poorer countries aren’t completely corrupt, they tend to turn into industrialized countries through the process of globalization (first export raw materials, then refined materials, then parts of products, then finished products, then they outsource the first few steps).

      Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Free trade is a good thing, even if it tends to promote consumerism, but imperialism is never a good thing.

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    Catturd gives cat turds a bad name. I’d sooner be in a room with literal feline shit.

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    Catturd is one of the most accurately named accounts on all of the web. There’s no way he’s not a felon.