This is so me and my wife. After waking up she needs at least a coffee and a cigarette. Before that you just can’t (and don’t want to) talk to her.

I on the other hand am online mere minutes after waking up which is good for our kids but bad for any attempt of starting the day peacefully with my wife… 😬

I am neither of these, and yet being passionate about a certain topic will make me be this person

Just don’t mention any of my interests at breakfast, and you’re good