PugJesus@lemmy.worldM to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 天前Always remember to flex on your discipleslemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1497arrow-down14
arrow-up1493arrow-down1imageAlways remember to flex on your discipleslemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.worldM to A Comm for Historymemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 天前message-square35fedilink
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·22 天前My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·22 天前She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·22 天前 Helen of Troy Casting agent in future portrayals: “Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing.”
minus-squareElectricMachman@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·19 天前I heard she walks like a gunslinger
My man, mythology is fine AF. Have you even SEEN Helen of Troy?!?!
She made me launch a thousand ships, if you know what I mean
That’s a lot of Seamen.
Just wear one of these
Casting agent in future portrayals: “Find me the blandest blondest white woman with no distinguishing facial features who could easily be swapped out with another without the audience noticing.”
she’s a babe
I heard she walks like a gunslinger