They truly are flightless birds
Alright mister
The penguin is okay, that’s the only thing important here.
First thing I checked the article for.
And that’s why I came here before potentially seeing something that would make me sad in the article.
Should have tariffed him better
Apparently the penguin wanted a say in whether or not it was being deported
The birds are fighting back
Is it bad that my immediate thought was “Is the penguin okay?”
If it is bad, I don’t wanna be good. Poor penguin
– FOR THE GREENLAND, MOTHERFUCKERS!
– We’re not Americans. It’s Africa…
– AGAINST THE APARTHEID, MOTHERFUCKERS!
– We don’t have apartheid anymore…
– JUST FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
– TAKE ELON BACK RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS
See, penguins were never meant to fly
And he was drunk!
The authority said that “the lack of secure containment for the penguin” was responsible for creating the “dangerous situation”.Hahaha
I’m going to be a pedant, and point out it was an unsecured box, with a penguin in it, which knocked the controls.
Weird way to say the on-board computer is Linux based, but ok. Link to the CVE?
(CVE-2016-5195)
Yeah but would the box have slipped without the penguin in it? We need more penguin box experiments I think.
Could this be a Schroedinger’s penguin situation?
Yeah but unsecured box doesn’t generate clicks
The penguin, which had been placed in the box and on the lap of a passenger, slid off and knocked the pilot’s controls just after take-off from **Bird Island **
take-off from **Bird Island **
So was it Kowalski, Rico, Skipper, or Private?
THIS is why america tariffed them!
“Ooh, look, a button!”
“Huh? Private, don’t!!!”
And Grounded Linux was born on this day
