Mmmm, no, very mammalian
So you used to be cool. You still are, but you used to be, too.
Is that a big pot full of cheese? I like cheese too but damn that’s a lot of fucking cheese.
pities this poor, fondue-deprived child
Ah so this what cheese fondue is. We don’t really have that here but will try and find a good restaurant nearby that sells one.
I’m at the age where I should say no to desert more often.
Instead, I look over my computer and realize I ate that entire bag of cookies I just opened 30 minutes ago and say, “Oops.”
Unless you’re eating sand, you probably should be saying no to dessert. Yes, I am fun at parties.
You have been banned from wisconsin
Nah Wisconsin has just turned into a pvp zone for them
“You can not rest when enemies are nearby”
This statement will in no way ever come back to harm them…
Look, I don’t appreciate being called out this hard.
My wife told her mother in law I’m allergic to cheese to get me out of eating all the cheesy food she makes. There’s few cheeses I like and melty cheeses usually aren’t it
Could also be the weather’s turning.
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