A bit of silly fun, no prize other than bragging rights.
Main card
- MJF © vs. Adam Cole – AEW World Championship
- CM Punk © vs. Samoa Joe – “Real World Championship”
- Hikaru Shida © vs. Toni Storm vs. Saraya vs. Britt Baker – AEW Women’s World Championship
- FTR © vs. The Young Bucks – AEW World Tag Team Championship
- House of Black © vs. The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn – AEW World Trios Championship
- Darby Allin and Sting vs. Swerve Strickland and Christian Cage – Coffin match
- The Golden Elite (Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega and “Hangman” Adam Page) vs. Bullet Club Gold (Jay White and Juice Robinson) and Konosuke Takeshita
- Chris Jericho vs. Will Ospreay
- Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo and Best Friends (Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta) vs. Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta), Santana and Ortiz – Stadium Stampede match
Zero Hour
- Aussie Open © vs. MJF and Adam Cole – ROH World Tag Team Championship match
- MJF © vs. Adam Cole – AEW World Championship
- I got absolutely fucking nothing here.
- CM Punk © vs. Samoa Joe – “Real World Championship”
- Punk but I wish it were Joe
- Hikaru Shida © vs. Toni Storm vs. Saraya vs. Britt Baker – AEW Women’s World Championship
- hopefully Shida, probably Britt.
- FTR © vs. The Young Bucks – AEW World Tag Team Championship
- Bucks to even out the championships on the shows.
- House of Black © vs. The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn – AEW World Trios Championship
- HoB, setting up a match where Billy Gunn will actually retire.
- Darby Allin and Sting vs. Swerve Strickland and Christian Cage – Coffin match
- unless something fucky happens it’s Darby and Sting.
- The Golden Elite (Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega and “Hangman” Adam Page) vs. Bullet Club Gold (Jay White and Juice Robinson) and Konosuke Takeshita
- BCG, they need it, and I’d imagine Kenny will eat a pin from Takeshita.
- Chris Jericho vs. Will Ospreay
- Ospreay
- Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo and Best Friends (Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta) vs. Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli and Wheeler Yuta), Santana and Ortiz – Stadium Stampede match
- BCC, probably due to Eddie doing something stupid and turning even more people against him.
Eddie could never do anything that would make me turn against him!
I’m also all aboard the Eddie train.
I explained him to my gf as “the one person who believes absolutely everything that happens in wrestling is real”.
I’m totally down for Omega feeding Takeshita.
- MJF © vs. Adam Cole – AEW World Championship
I love this stuff. My predictions:
– Cole wins after Max is distracted by someone/something (Roddy?). It’s not a heel turn from Cole but it will be greasy.
– Punk.
– I’m going to say Saraya but I want it to be Shida.
– Young Bucks. And after Cash’s actions, I’m hoping it’s clean.
– The Acclaimed. I don’t think anyone else on the card could get the pop that they will, and if you’re Tony you want that sound/visual for promo material. Also, Baddy Ass deserves to go out on a high.
– Darby/Sting
– I’m going to say BCG to build them up. Kenny, Kota, Hangman don’t need to be elevated but BCG could use the rub. Works better for a long-term feud if BCG wins, too.
– Will Ospreay
– BCC
– MJF/Cole take the ROH belts. This keeps them together longer.MJF/Cole getting the belts could be very interesting, especially with something between greasy and straight up fuckery occurring for the title.
My picks are:
- Cole - specifically after MJF decides not to use the Dynamite Diamond, cue Cole heel turn
- Punk - to make it 2-2
- Saraya - I hope I’m wrong
- Young Bucks
- Acclaimed
- Allin and Sting
- Golden Elite aka Hung Lovers
- Ospreay
- BCC
- Aussie Open - with MJF taking the pin, to lead in to Cole’s “payback” in the main event