His first action will be to announce tariffs on other religions (big deficit with the Sikh, they’ve been subsidising deity access for years) and that the Pope mobile will be a Cybertruck.
This guy has openly spoken out against Trump and Vance. Seems kind of lame to assume he’s going to do anything like this.
I dunno man, most of my negative assumptions about the actions of Americans in position of power have turned out to be true of late. If I’m wrong I’ll take the L but at the minute I’m on a pretty long streak.
*toot toot, I’m a pope*
So let me get this straight. JD Vance visits the pope, the pope then dies, and now they’ve elected an American to replace him? Seems suspicious.
Who the fuck is this JD Vance guy anyway? Sounds like a discount clothing store
It doesn’t surprise me at all.
The Sun Pope!
