credit to u/zombiepiemaster for the original ask

  • Bizzle
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    251 year ago

    Crikey! This bloke can smoke upwards of 22 joints in a single day!

  • @can
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    121 year ago

    This creature lives in what’s known as a depression nest.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      1 year ago

      Crikey! I hope things get better for this little bugger. Every creature deserves to live in a healthy habit.

  • andrew
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    81 year ago

    This here specimen is something else, I tell you. He meticulously keeps lists of everything he needs to do then goes about his day doing whatever he feels like. Watch how he hangs his head and there, you see he exhibits a stress response when he touches his head after looking at the list with half an hour left in the day. Finally, watch here as he adds a task or two to his list to repeat the same behavior tomorrow.

  • The Bard in Green
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    71 year ago

    Look at this beautiful spectacle of nature! You wouldn’t know it to see how much time it spends laying in bed, but it’s capable of playing Minecraft for 20 hours straight.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    By crikey, I’ve been tracking this one all day following its ridiculous chewing sounds. Now I’ve barely grounded the blighter and it’s snoring like all get out! I think we best likely leave this one alone, it’s starting to drool.

  • @[email protected]
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    41 year ago

    This one startles easily but will calm right down if you rub his head and make soothing sounds. Looks like he hasn’t quite made a home for himself yet. Unfortunately humans have made it artificially difficult for his kind to get settled in. Beautiful bloke though, look how he’s got hair in unusual places! Never seen one with hair there before. Better let him go, if he hurts himself from mild struggling he’ll mope about for days. This was already more activity than he’s had for weeks and he looks pretty winded.