What’s the worst roast by a child you’ve suffered?
Long time ago my nephew asked what I did for work. After graduating from university I had a rather good job in a tech company. As I explained what I did his eyes glazed over in 10 seconds flat. After a while he interrupted: “So you didn’t like school, did you.”
I always remember when one of the weans asked my wife why she “had a lumpy bum” meaning her cellulite. Man, I could have died from laughter.