McConnell appears to freeze while speaking with reporters in Kentucky | CNN Politics
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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell appeared to freeze for about 30 seconds on Wednesday while speaking with reporters after a speech in Covington, Kentucky.

Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

  • flan [they/them]English
    2•10 months ago

    I honestly cannot for the life of me understand why these fucks insist on holding onto power until their decrepit, ancient bodies begin failing one organ after another on live television. They are all incredibly rich because despite america somehow not being “corrupt” they make millions, tens of millions, and hundreds of millions of dollars while serving a lifetime making $200k per year. If I had a tenth of their wealth I would just fuck off and nobody would ever hear from me again.

    • StalinwasaGryffindor [he/him, comrade/them]English
      1•10 months ago

      It’s truly bizarre. I have to believe that they are true believers in their version of liberalism, it just doesn’t make sense otherwise. Like, if they were just cynical grifters they would check out early, but there are so many examples currently that it must be a deeper sickness

    • hotcouchguy [he/him]English
      1•10 months ago

      It’s not like he’s working an assembly line, all his actual work is done by staffers, who also take care of all his personal and medical needs: driving him around, making all his meals, and literally wiping his ass. He’s basically in free hospice care, probably a much better life than retiring would be.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]English
      1•10 months ago

      One answer is alienation. Pre 1940 politicians would personally apprentice ideological successors. Later, party machines would ensure transfers of power to popular candidates with similar views that could continue the older member’s political projects, while the older member retired and became an elder statesperson controlling party strategy and acting as an advisor.

      But the Democrats and republicans have elided all political cohesion away, and candidates get in either through party stacking or via personal rhetoric.

      So there are no political projects or institutional ideological continuity, there’s only the institution, blowing whichever way the loudest faction of capital says.

      Thus ossification and gerontocracy as senior party members need to stay on because their machine will collapse if they don’t.

      You see this in a lot of other organisations as well. We all know of the Trot org with 4 80 year olds at the top, a bunch of students who will bail after uni at the bottom, and no long term junior cadre.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]English
      1•10 months ago

      My speculative theory is that it’s selection bias. Plenty of senators cash out and spend the rest of their lives with a cushy job on a board of directors at some oil company, it’s just the absolute sickos like McConnell who stay in it just for the power itself. We don’t notice all the corrupt politicians who just take the money and run.

  • TheModerateTankie [any]English
    1•10 months ago

    microsoft forced a security update while he was in the middle of a press conference and he needed rebooting

  • AynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]English
    1•10 months ago

    Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.

  • VernetheJules [they/them]English
    1•10 months ago

    How about a show of unity and bipartisanship where him and feinstein battle to the death and both die in the process

  • Des [she/her, they/them]English
    1•10 months ago

    i hope each time he comes back from the full brain reboot he is scared and completely loses his sense of self. a little taste of the painful death that i hope awaits him

    • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]OPEnglish
      0•10 months ago

      From what I’ve read, the symptoms from both of these episodes are more consistent with a TIA. He hasn’t confirmed anything, all we got from the last one was his handlers saying that “he’s fine” (this is definitely a normal thing that happens to people who are fine btw).

      He reported dizziness, displayed difficulty understanding what other people are saying (asking if the reporters could speak up), and he didn’t just “snap out of it” and return to normal afterwards. These are not typical absence seizure symptoms.

        • DiscoPosting [none/use name]English
          4•10 months ago

          de-encyclopedia — TIA stands for “transient ischemic attack”, but they’re more commonly known as “ministrokes”. The difference between a TIA and a stroke is almost entirely in the duration; the blockage of a TIA lasts very briefly and causes no permanent damage, while the blockage of a stroke lasts much longer and is highly likely to result in permanent damage, if not death. The underlying cause of atherosclerosis is the same in both, however, meaning that about a third of all people who experience a single TIA will have a stroke within the year.