john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 29th, 2020

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  • Seriously, if you can’t afford to tip your servers at a sit-down restaurant (in places that pay below minimum wage for servers), then you can’t afford to eat there. It’s not some life hack, you’re just being a piece of shit and the only thing you are accomplishing is fucking over your fellow worker. If you don’t want to tip, don’t eat at places with table service.












  • Honestly it was a process and it helped that I am a chemist, but it was so worth it. You will need everclear or equivalent (190 proof ethanol) and a metal mesh coffee filter.

    1. Grind and decarb at least an eighth, 245F in the oven for 40 minutes.

    2. Put it in a jar/bottle with a lid (mason jar would be ideal) and add 4oz of alcohol for every eight of weed. Shake the hell out of it, and let it mascerate. The longer you let it sit, the stronger it will be, but also the grassier it will taste. A lot of sources will tell you to wait at least two weeks, but as someone who does ethanol extractions professionally, 24 hours will be more than enough to get like 98% of the nonpolar compounds (including all the cannabinoids) into solution. Shake it periodically if you can.

    3. Strain it through the coffee filter (metal, not paper, because paper will absorb the oils and complicate things) into a shallow container with good surface area, like a rectangular pyrex or similar.

    4. Leave this uncovered to allow the alcohol to evaporate, which will take at least a few days. You can take this as far as you’d like, but eventually the cannabis oil will fall out of solution (you’ll see dark globules start to form) at which point it’s definitely ready.

    5. Dilute what you have remaining with MCT oil. I started with 4oz of alcohol mixture, evaporated down to just a few milliliters, and then diluted with MCT oil back up to about an ounce, which I put in a dropper.

    You will have to shake before use, but that’s pretty much it.

    Edit: you can speed up the evaporation step by using a rice cooker or slow cooker on low with water in it and making a double boiler. DO NOT PUT THE ALCOHOL SOLUTION ANYWHERE NEAR OPEN FLAME.