I thought it was Warren Buffett and got excited lmao
The Grim Reaper got a little confused too. That’s also why Kissinger’s brother is dead.
I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY
It’s been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.
It’d be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.
Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They’re both a breath away.
this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them
That demon needs to find a new “bespoke submersible vessel” based hobby
“WHAT IF FLORIDA AND ALCOHOLISM”
-summary of Jimmy Buffet’s career.
don’t sell him short, he also took rides on the
plane!
AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE’S A WOMAN TO BLAME
BUT I KNOW
IT’S HENRY’S DAMN FAULT
Apparently he was a Billionaire? lmao also RIP bozo
when it happens there’s definitely gonna be a megathread right
or will the Local feed become flooded with posts about it
Both hopefully.
